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thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

This is literally the worst and most obviously fake post on this ridiculous website

(Source: sherlock-the-dalek, via hannah-kin-sky-walker)

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outofcontextdnd:

*Trapped in a prison on the underside of a floating island, guards gathering outside, 4 demon? ladies killing inmates inside, a waterfall flowing “up” to the surface of the planet in the middle of the prison*

Bard: we don’t seem to have much of a way out, do we?

Magus: …..screw it. I’ve died at least 10 times by now. what’s one more? I’m gonna jump in the up waterfall and see what happens.

Bard: well, it’s better than no plan. to the up waterfall!

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comecticut:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

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ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

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That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:
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